Cow Abduction Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

🚨 "Caution: Moo-Ving Targets" Tee
Aliens want our cows. We warned you.
This shirt says what science won’t: the cows know too much. Featuring a bold caution sign with a UFO mid-abduction, this tee is perfect for believers, bovine sympathizers, and anyone who thinks Area 51 was just the appetizer.
Whether you're storming conspiracies, grilling burgers with existential guilt, or just vibing with the extraterrestrial, this shirt has you covered like a tinfoil hat for your torso.
Why it's out of this world:
👽 Soft, comfy cotton for intergalactic wear
🛸 High-quality print that holds up to tractor beams and side-eyes
🐄 Classic fit for both earthlings and abductees-in-training
☄️ Pairs well with moon boots and unresolved questions
 
🚀 Add to cart now—before the cows are gone and you’re next.
This shirt is udderly essential.
Specs so good, they might be classified:
 
🐄 100% cotton – Softer than a freshly abducted cow (fiber blend may vary depending on your dimension)
🛸 Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) – Just right for running from government vans or chilling under crop circles
🚨 Classic fit – Designed for maximum comfort and minimum suspicion
✂️ Tear-away label – Because even abductees deserve a scratch-free experience
👕 Runs true to size – Unlike UFO sightings, this actually checks out


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean