🛸 “Caution: Cow Abduction in Progress” Mug

Start your day with a close encounter of the caffeinated kind.
Beam up your morning routine with this hilariously out-of-this-world mug. Featuring a bold caution sign with a UFO mid-moo-napping, it’s the perfect blend of conspiracy, caffeine, and cow-related chaos. Whether you're sipping alien roast or decoding crop circles before 9am, this mug has your back (and your herd).
Why it’s stellar:
Glossy ceramic for smooth, interstellar sips
Vibrant print that won’t fade—unlike government denials
Microwave + dishwasher safe (unlike actual abductees)
Available in 11oz or 15oz sizes for whatever planet you’re fueling
 
🚨 Grab yours now—before the cows disappear. Again.
Because mornings are weird, and so are you.
Mug Features (Certified Moo-FO Approved):
 
🛸 High-gloss ceramic finish – For intergalactic shine and out-of-this-world durability
☕ Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes – Because alien fuel comes in multiple doses
🐄 Vibrant, fade-resistant print – The cow may disappear, but the design won’t
🔥 Microwave-safe – Heat up your brew without summoning government agents
🧼 Dishwasher-safe – No need to abduct your time with handwashing
🧪 Lead & BPA-free – Safe for humans, cows, and possibly extraterrestrials


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap