Bureau of Whiskey, Tango, and Foxtrot (WTF) Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Welcome to the most questionable agency this side of dystopia—the Bureau of Whiskey, Tango, and Foxtrot. This shirt is your official uniform for navigating the absurd, decoding political double-speak, and raising eyebrows at backyard barbecues. Whether you're dodging bureaucratic nonsense or just trying to survive 2025 with your sarcasm intact, this tee’s got your six.
Made with soft, breathable fabric and just enough rebellion to pass the daily WTF test, it’s perfect for civil disobedience, freedom of (sarcastic) speech, or sipping bourbon while you ask, “What fresh legislation is this?”
 
Product Specs (WTF Bureau Edition):
Built from 100% US-grown cotton and woven with enough durability to survive awkward family dinners and government overreach alike. (5.3 oz/yd² for the fabric nerds.)
Classic fit that doesn’t judge your snack choices—comfy, timeless, and ready to go from protest rally to brunch without missing a beat.
Tear-away label, because your shirt shouldn’t be the one irritating you today.
Made ethically in the U.S.—no sweatshops, just soft, sustainably sourced cotton with certifications to prove it (Oeko-Tex + US Cotton Trust Protocol).