Breaking News: Uranus is 12.5% Hotter Tee – For Curious Minds Only
Straight out of the cosmos (and the headlines no one expected): “Breaking News: Uranus is 12.5% hotter. This may require a closer look.”
This shirt delivers peak nerd humor with a wink at astronomy, a nod to wordplay, and just enough cheek to make fellow science fans double-take. Perfect for space geeks, pun lovers, and anyone who thinks science communication could use more giggles.
Wear it to your next star party, science club, or casual Friday — you’ll get laughs, nods of respect, and maybe a telescope or two pointed in your direction. 🔭😉
✨ Features
👕 Classic unisex fit – comfy enough for star-gazing or pub banter
🌌 100% soft cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
🧵 Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) built to last lightyears
🔖 Tear-away label for comfort in any galaxy
📏 Runs true to size so there’s no planetary misalignment
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash warm, inside-out, with like colors
Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
Tumble dry low or hang dry — keep your tee as stellar as the day you got it
Do not iron directly on the design
Do not dry clean (aliens disapprove)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean