Breaking News: Uranus is 12.5% Hotter – Mug of Cosmic Curiosity

Astronomers just dropped the steamiest headline in the galaxy: Uranus is officially 12.5% hotter than we thought. 🔭🔥 Whether you’re a space nerd, a pun enthusiast, or someone who enjoys stirring up orbit-level banter, this mug is your daily launchpad for laughter and coffee.
With its cheeky caption—“This may require a closer look”—this mug invites playful curiosity and just enough flirt to keep things in planetary alignment. Perfect for your desk, your date nights in, or as a gift to that special someone who appreciates science with a wink.
Make your mornings less basic and more interstellar—because coffee tastes better when you’re sipping it out of Uranus. 😉
⭐ Features:
Glossy ceramic finish for a stellar shine
Vibrant, high-resolution print that won’t fade (like Pluto’s planetary status)
Available in 11oz & 15oz sizes for small sips or black-hole gulps
Dishwasher and microwave safe—no rocket science required
Lead and BPA-free, because only your humor should be toxic
🧼 Care Instructions:
 
Safe for microwave & dishwasher (yes, even the top rack of the Milky Way)
For best results, hand wash if you don’t trust Earth tech
Avoid scrubbing with meteorites or other abrasive cosmic debris


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap