Beware of the Leopard Tee – For Hoopy Froods Who Actually Read the Notices
Straight from the Galactic Planning Council comes a fashion PSA: Beware of the Leopard. If you know, you know. This tee is perfect for Hitchhiker’s Guide fans, cosmic wanderers, and anyone who appreciates bureaucratic absurdity with a side of interstellar style.
Whether you’re navigating hyperspace, dodging Vogons, or just popping down to the pub, this shirt makes sure everyone knows you’re a frood who really knows where their towel is.
✨ Features
👕 Classic unisex fit for hoopy comfort
🌌 100% cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
🧵 Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) that’s soft but sturdy
🔖 Tear-away label—no itchy bureaucracy here
📏 Runs true to size so you won’t get lost like the plans in a locked filing cabinet in a disused lavatory
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash warm, inside-out, with like colors
Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary (Vogons disapprove of stains)
Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the print vibrant across galaxies
Do not iron directly on the design
Do not dry clean (the leopard won’t like it)
👉 Ready to outsmart interstellar red tape? Don’t panic—just click add to cart and let this tee carry you to hoopy new heights.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean