Beware of the Leopard Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

ust because it’s not in the planning office doesn’t mean you can’t wear it.
This “Beware of the Leopard” tee is your official uniform for bureaucratic battles, spontaneous demolitions, and interstellar hitchhiking. Bold, absurd, and delightfully obscure, it’s perfect for fans of Galactic bypasses and snarky signage.
Don’t panic—just put it on, flash a towel, and maybe carry a small lemon… for zest.
 
Specs for the Galactic Hitchhiker in You:
Woven from 100% cotton (because polyester doesn’t breathe in space)
Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) — sturdy enough for Vogon poetry readings
Classic fit for maximum comfort during planet-hopping or sofa-sitting
Tear-away label, so no itchy distractions while deciphering interstellar bureaucracies
Fits true to size—no dimensional anomalies here