Beer Calling Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

📞 Beer’s on the line, and it’s not leaving a voicemail.
This T-shirt is for the hop-headed hero who knows that when beer calls, you answer—even if it’s 9AM and you’re still in your pajamas. Featuring a cheeky smartphone screen with everyone's favorite frothy friend on the line, it’s perfect for BBQs, brews with the crew, or just ignoring responsibilities in style.
🍺 Slip it on, crack one open, and let everyone know you’re taking this call… straight to happy hour.
👉 Warning: May cause spontaneous cheers and envy from people stuck drinking seltzer.
Product Details:
Made from 100% cotton—soft enough for lounging, strong enough for beer runs (fiber content may vary by color)
Just the right weight (5.3 oz/yd²) to keep you cool, comfy, and slightly smug
Classic fit that flatters without squeezing the joy out of you
Tear-away label—because who needs scratchy distractions when beer is calling?
Fits true to size, like your favorite excuse for not answering actual phone calls
 
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
21.97
23.98
25.98
27.99
30.04
31.97
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length, in
7.24
7.76
8.23
8.74
9.25
9.76
10.24
10.75