Absolute Value, Absolute Mood – Avoid Negativity Mug

Math has spoken, and the verdict is in: negativity is out, positivity is in… absolutely. ☕ This mug is perfect for the algebra aficionado, the calculus connoisseur, or anyone who thinks the only thing worth carrying in the morning is coffee (and maybe a good pun).
Nerd-Chic Design – Show off your math humor with f(x) = |x|, the official formula for keeping it positive.
High-Quality Glossy Ceramic – Durable enough to survive late-night study sessions or morning “meh” moments.
Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because your caffeine delivery system should be as functional as your math.
Whether you’re plotting functions or plotting your escape from Monday meetings, this mug keeps you fueled and smiling. The perfect gift for teachers, students, engineers, or anyone allergic to bad vibes.
 
📈 Drink up. Avoid negativity. Achieve caffeine equilibrium.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap