2b or not 2b Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
To be, or not to be? Pfft—real nerds know it’s all about Boolean logic. This tee takes Shakespeare's existential dilemma and runs it through a logic gate. Whether you're a coding wizard, theater geek, or just enjoy reducing centuries-old prose into pure binary, this shirt is your perfect statement piece.
It’s comfy, classic, and guaranteed to spark conversation (and possibly a stack overflow in English majors). Great for classrooms, conferences, coffee shops, or contemplating the universe in your basement.
Don’t delay—because Not 2B is clearly a bug.
Shirt Specs:
100% cotton—soft like Hamlet’s soliloquy, durable like your logic.
Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²), perfect for year-round existential crises.
Classic fit—because fashion should be timeless, like tragic monologues.
Tear-away label (no annoying tags = no drama).
Fits true to size, whether you’re 2B, Not 2B, or somewhere in between.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |