Time is an illusion

 
 
 
  
 
   
 
    
 
     

       Does time really matter anymore? This clock automagically self adjusts to your state of inebriation.  
      
 
     
 
     

         
      
 
     
 
     

         
      
 
     
 
    
 
   
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

  .: Wooden frame 
 
 
 

  .: Plexiglass face 
 
 
 

  .: Pre-installed backside hook 
 
 
 

  .: For indoor use 
 
 
 

  .: Requires one AA battery (NOT included)