If Found Return to Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

Lost? Panicked? Don’t Panic.
Whether you’ve hitched a ride with a Vogon or accidentally fell through a wormhole while looking for coffee, this “If Found, Return to Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha” tee has your back—literally.
Soft, breathable, and scientifically proven to increase your chances of being rescued by friendly Betelgeusians (probably), it’s the perfect uniform for interstellar mischief, sarcastic wanderings, or just surviving Earth’s bureaucracy.
💫 Grab yours now before the hyperspace bypass hits—because space is big, really big.
 
Galactically Soft. Earth-Approved.
Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—lightweight, breathable, and ready for layering whether you're planet-hopping or just lounging at the pub.
Features a retail fit that works across galaxies—from casual Earth strolls to semi-formal diplomatic encounters with pan-dimensional beings.
The classic crew neckline? Timeless. Perfect for showing off your Babel fish earpiece or accessorizing with a trusty towel.
Made by Bella+Canvas, pioneers in no-sweatshop, sustainable garment-making—because ethics don’t go out of style, even on Magrathea.
Tear-away label ensures zero skin irritation... even during hyperspace jumps.