"Beware of the Leopard" Mug – Bureaucracy Never Tasted So Ironic

“This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays…” And now neither can you—with this 15oz ceramic mug that perfectly captures the absurd beauty of galactic red tape and misplaced planning notices (somewhere in the basement, guarded by—you guessed it—a leopard 🐆).
 
Why You’ll Love It:
🪐 Galaxy-Grade Capacity: 15oz of tea, coffee, or Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster fuel. You’ll need it.
📄 Bypass-Proof Design: Because when the plans are hidden in a file cabinet in Alpha Centauri, you’ll need the stamina (and caffeine) to build your own.
🐆 Bold Reminder: “Beware of the Leopard” isn’t just a warning—it’s a lifestyle.
 
Perfect For: 
Bureaucracy survivors and Vogon poetry haters
Sci-fi nerds who always carry a towel
Project managers who’ve lost documents and hope in equal measure
 
Buy It Now, Before the Bulldozers Arrive. (And if you’ve already had six impossible things this morning, make this your seventh.)
 
.: Ceramic in white
.: Capacity of 15 oz (0.44 l)
.: Rounded edges
.: Comfortable C-handle
.: Free from lead and BPA